Where Do You Get Pirana Chow?

The question was asked on one of the forums that I belong to about what 5 things would you do if you won the lottery - this is my answer:




1. Trip to Vegas for all of my close friends and the family members that I still talk to

2. Buy one square mile of land

3. Build house on previously purchased one square mile of land

4. Install moat around house

5. Fill moat with piranas trained to attack people that I do not like who might show up at my house trying to be all nice to me now that I have won the lottery