Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Personal Ventilation System



Also known as the huge hole in my pantyhose that is getting bigger every time that I sit down ..... the hole also has runners that have now reached my knees .... not a good look ... this might be one of the weirdest feelings on earth ...right up there with the look I had on my face after trying blueberry cobbler cheese.

DAMN YOU STATURE GODS FOR MAKING ME SO TALL THAT I CAN'T FIND DRESS PANTS LONG ENOUGH AND AM FORCED TO WEAR SKIRTS AND PANTYHOSE EVERY DAY ! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

5 comments:

  1. Dude, f%^k pantyhose! I wear skirts to work with no pantyhose. Do it! No one will say anything, or even probably really notice. Unless you haven't shaved in awhile (done it anyways before though!).

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  2. Ahhhhh yes, the stature gods.....right up there in my books with the One-Size-Fits-All bitches.

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  3. How tall are you? I am 5'11, and buying dress pants is one of the banes of my existence. And it is almost time for back to school shopping. Joy.

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  4. How tall are you? 5'10" here and buying pants is a royal pain!!! And I know the feeling you're talking about as the panty hose run further and further down your leg. Hah! Sucks.

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  5. Dude, I just have to say bravo! For putting up with that shit! I have been known to now only wear pantyhose with a 'personal ventilation system' but to put them BACK IN MY DRAWER AND WEAR THEM AGAIN! Oh yeah, what the hell? As long as said hole and all spidery runs are covered by the skirt, it's all good! :)

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