Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives; however they had gotten overly enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she used it to wipe with. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go on home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girls night out things have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing, said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt. that said....From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you. ''